One of our favorites quotes from the Movie:
Clark W. Griswold Jr.: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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We use high quality, ethically sourced
ingredients and materials
Shipping
Approx. order processing time
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- No toxic dyes or inks
- Phthalates Free
- BPA free
- No Sulfates
Candle Care
Candle Care
- With initial burn allow enough time for wax to melt completely to the edges to prevent tunneling.
- Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each burn.
- Avoid burning for more than 3 to 4 hours at a time.
- Never leave a burning candle unattended.
Candle Size chart & Burn Time
| Product Type |
| 3 wick dough bowl XS |
| 7 wick dough bowl XS |
| Refill Kit XS |
| Whiskey Jar XS |
| 6.5 oz Mason Jar XS |
| 13 oz Mason jar XS |
| 3 wick Jar XS |
| Pottery Dough bowl w/beads XS |
| Round Pottery Bowl W/ beads XS |
| Pottery Dough bowl - no Beads XS |
| Wax Melts XS |
| Wood Tree XS |
| Pottery Tree XS |
| Spiral Diffusers XS |
| Flower Diffusers XS |
| Product Type | SIZE | WEIGHT | BURN TIME |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3 wick dough bowl | 9L X 6W X 2H | 1.4 LBS/ 13 OZ WAX | 45 HRS |
| 7 wick dough bowl | 22L X 5W X 4H | 3.3 LBS/ 25 OZ WAX | 45 HRS |
| Refill Kit | 4L X 4W X 6H | 1.07 LBS/ 16 OZ WAX | 45 HRS |
| Whiskey Jar | 4L X 4W X 4H | 0.15 LBS/ 9 OZ WAX | 45-60 HRS |
| 6.5 oz Mason Jar | 3L X 3W X 4H | 0.14 LBS/ 6.5 OZ WAX | 30 HRS |
| 13 oz Mason jar | 3L X 3W X 5H | 1.4 LBS/ 13 OZ WAX | 60 HRS |
| 3 wick Jar | 4L X 4W X 4H | 1.9 LBS/ 15 OZ WAX | 65 HRS |
| Pottery Dough bowl w/beads | 10L X 7W X 3H | 5.1 LBS/ 16 OZ WAX | 40 HRS |
| Round Pottery Bowl W/ beads | 6L X 6W X 3H | 2.1 LBS/ 16 OZ WAX | 40 HRS |
| Pottery Dough bowl - no Beads | 10L X 6W X 3H | 2 LBS/ /16 OZ WAX | 40 HRS |
| Wax Melts | 7L X 3W X 1H | 0.6 LBS/ 5.5 OZ WAX | 3-4 WEEKS |
| Wood Tree | 13L X 9W X 3H | 3.1 LBS/ 25 OZ WAX | 45 HRS |
| Pottery Tree | 13L X 9W X 2H | 6.4 LBS/ 25 OZ WAX | 45 HRS |
| Spiral Diffusers | 2L X 2H X 8H | 0.9 LBS/ 4 OZ LIQUID | 3-4 MONTHS |
| Flower Diffusers | 2L X 2H X 8H | 0.9 LBS/ 4 OZ LIQUID | 3-4 WEEKS |
* Sizes are expressed in inches. Bowl sizes may vary slightly as they are handmade and each one is unique.