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Hallelujah, Holy Shit, Where's the Tylenol - 9 oz

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One of our favorites quotes from the Movie:

Clark W. Griswold Jr.: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? 

  • Handmade with love

    Made in the USA

  • All Natural

    We use high quality, ethically sourced

    ingredients and materials

  • Shipping

    Approx. order processing time 

    1-3 business days 

  • No toxic dyes or inks
  • Phthalates Free
  • BPA free
  • No Sulfates

Candle Care

  • With initial burn allow enough time for wax to melt completely to the edges to prevent tunneling.
  • Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each burn.
  • Avoid burning for more than 3 to 4 hours at a time.
  • Never leave a burning candle unattended.

Candle Size chart & Burn Time

Product Type
3 wick dough bowl XS
7 wick dough bowl XS
Refill Kit XS
Whiskey Jar XS
6.5 oz Mason Jar XS
13 oz Mason jar XS
3 wick Jar XS
Pottery Dough bowl w/beads XS
Round Pottery Bowl W/ beads XS
Pottery Dough bowl - no Beads XS
Wax Melts XS
Wood Tree XS
Pottery Tree XS
Spiral Diffusers XS
Flower Diffusers XS
Product Type SIZE WEIGHT BURN TIME
3 wick dough bowl 9L X 6W X 2H 1.4 LBS/ 13 OZ WAX 45 HRS
7 wick dough bowl 22L X 5W X 4H 3.3 LBS/ 25 OZ WAX 45 HRS
Refill Kit 4L X 4W X 6H 1.07 LBS/ 16 OZ WAX 45 HRS
Whiskey Jar 4L X 4W X 4H 0.15 LBS/ 9 OZ WAX 45-60 HRS
6.5 oz Mason Jar 3L X 3W X 4H 0.14 LBS/ 6.5 OZ WAX 30 HRS
13 oz Mason jar 3L X 3W X 5H 1.4 LBS/ 13 OZ WAX 60 HRS
3 wick Jar 4L X 4W X 4H 1.9 LBS/ 15 OZ WAX 65 HRS
Pottery Dough bowl w/beads 10L X 7W X 3H 5.1 LBS/ 16 OZ WAX 40 HRS
Round Pottery Bowl W/ beads 6L X 6W X 3H 2.1 LBS/ 16 OZ WAX 40 HRS
Pottery Dough bowl - no Beads 10L X 6W X 3H 2 LBS/ /16 OZ WAX 40 HRS
Wax Melts 7L X 3W X 1H 0.6 LBS/ 5.5 OZ WAX 3-4 WEEKS
Wood Tree 13L X 9W X 3H 3.1 LBS/ 25 OZ WAX 45 HRS
Pottery Tree 13L X 9W X 2H 6.4 LBS/ 25 OZ WAX 45 HRS
Spiral Diffusers 2L X 2H X 8H 0.9 LBS/ 4 OZ LIQUID 3-4 MONTHS
Flower Diffusers 2L X 2H X 8H 0.9 LBS/ 4 OZ LIQUID 3-4 WEEKS

* Sizes are expressed in inches. Bowl sizes may vary slightly as they are handmade and each one is unique.